Hey, Pokémon Go. Yeah, I’m talking to you. Come on over here, I have something to say.
Look, you’re a good game. I like you and your whole deal. Walking around, catching Pokémon, getting outside with friends, creating fun styles for my trainer. It’s all great.
But I’ve hated this since the first day.
The Rattata wasn’t just caught. It didn’t happen to walk sidelong into the waiting maw of a Pokéball that was hanging around in the air.
I caught Rattata.