A Dumb Salesforce and Spreadsheet Thing

There are two separate issues with the technology I use at work that conspired to confound me earlier this year. Salesforce objects have two different unique ID constructions. Common lookup functions in Google Sheets are case-insensitive. ...

December 16, 2024 · 2 min · 386 words · Mark Richard

Scuttlebutt

Scuttlebutt is objectively an excellent word. It’s fun to say, has a playful connotation that lands better than “gossip,” and is a great example of a multisyllabic word that is even more amusing when you switch up the consonants that begin each half. Buttlescutt. I wanted to understand where this word came from. ...

December 9, 2024 · 2 min · 303 words · Mark Richard

NaNoWriMo 2024 Results

Well, I did it. I was on the ropes a few times but always found the time, energy, and creative hook to keep my story, It’s Like Jazz, moving along and hitting the requisite 50,000 words. ...

December 2, 2024 · 2 min · 341 words · Mark Richard

A Sad Baseball Boy

I’ve had this print of a painting for around twenty years. I bought it at a garage sale in my neighborhood as a kid, and I’ve brought it with me everywhere I’ve moved since. Despite having it for so long, I’ve never closely looked at it until writing about it now. Doing so revealed two things: The painting is titled Troubled Pals, and the artist is Keith Ward. Once I realized that, I tried to track down anything else about this painter or painting. The first result was a painting with a similar setup but an adjusted setting. ...

November 25, 2024 · 2 min · 241 words · Mark Richard

NaNoWriMo 2024 Check In

This has been a great experience so far. I had a great start, followed by a few rough days after a five-day trip to Denver. I caught up this past weekend and am back on track, though I’m looking to keep pushing hard because going home for Thanksgiving will only complicate my attempts to write. Even with that said, I’m proud of what I’ve done so far. Compared to 2019, I’ve started building a better story. I’m more thoughtful about creating characters and pushing a plot forward. I certainly won’t have told a complete story by the end of the 50,000 words, but that’s not necessarily the goal. ...

November 18, 2024 · 1 min · 134 words · Mark Richard

Idle Minnesota Twins Statistics Exploration

Given a thoroughly disappointing end to the Twins’ 2024 season, I wanted to look back to interesting (and hopefully excellent) Twins performances throughout my lifetime. As I often do, I started at Stathead and began exploring. Here are two batches of unimportant tidbits. ...

November 11, 2024 · 2 min · 374 words · Mark Richard

I Voted for Kamala Harris

The oldest posts on this blog comprise a three-part series I wrote in fervor after the 2016 election. I was a college student who couldn’t drink alcohol yet but had learned a tremendous amount about the world while working as a residence advisor. I empathized with the experiences of others with incomprehensibly different life stories. I saw the fear, frustration, and numbness that came over people I loved and cared about. It was awful. ...

November 4, 2024 · 2 min · 365 words · Mark Richard

NaNoWriMo 2024 Announcement

I’m doing it again. I plan to return to the basics for the first time since my initial attempt in 2019. I’ll be sitting at any number of devices—I have half a mind to resurrect my old ThinkPad that runs Pop!_OS and make it a dedicated writing computer—and writing a new novel wholecloth. I feel both intimidated and energized by the prospect. I’ve been working hard on other side projects, including writing blog posts in advance, to make sure I have the space to give this a good effort. ...

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 192 words · Mark Richard

Digital News

In addition to receiving a physical copy of the Sunday edition of the New Haven Register, my subscription includes access to their “E-Edition,” which amounts to a digital scan of the paper. It’s perfect for reading on my iPad. Clicking on an article opens it in a dedicated and simplified reader view, avoiding the need to flip through the paper to continue reading. Plus, I can still read the daily comics. ...

October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 207 words · Mark Richard

Some More Apps I Like

I recently wrote about feeeed and decided to highlight a few more niche apps I’ve been enjoying since getting an iPhone last year. These are in no particular order, but I find them all sufficiently useful and well-made to give them my official okey-dokey. ...

October 14, 2024 · 4 min · 735 words · Mark Richard